Unfunny Joke

New Yorker Obama CoverMy head is beginning to hurt from trying to figure out why people are so easily offended these days. Have they truly lost their sense of humor or is some of the humor too close to fact to be funny? Take for example the current cover of New Yorker Magazine showing the Obamas ‘chilling out’ in the Oval Office and sporting some of their favorite affectations.

In response to all of the politically polite shock expressed in campaign and journalistic circles [including Al Jazeera], the magazine explained that its cover was intended to spoof the absurdity of several rumors which have been circulating about Barry and Mish. They said the story inside demonstrated that, and as a traditionally Left Wing publication there would seem to be no reason for anyone to doubt their explanation. However, there are a few flies the tabloid may have overlooked in the ointment:

  1. A lot of people will see the cover, take it at face value, and never venture inside to read the article.
  2. Not all of the alleged rumors have been disproven to the satisfaction of a great many people.
  3. Based upon statements from the Obamas themselves, a number of pictured elements have their roots in more than just rumor.

Take, for example, the fact that Barry had, not one, but two Muslim fathers. While on one hand he may not now be a practicing Muslim, the influence clearly was there during his most formative years. On the other hand, given his long term associations with The Wrong Reverend Wright et al, it’s difficult to make the case that he fits the average person’s definition of a practicing Christian either. So much for his attire and the portrait of Bin Laden on the wall.

As for ‘the little woman’? Her statements and writings about “white oppressors” and generally anti-White attitudes only place her a notch or two above many of the 60’s and 70’s unrepentant radicals, at least two of which both Obamas still befriend (Farrakhan and Ayers, just in case you’ve been living in a bubble). Coupled with hateful, anti-American statements on both their parts, not only is her attire explained but so is the American flag simmering in the fireplace. I’m not even considering the flag pin or pledge of allegiance flaps that caused so much stir.  Wouldn’t they just love to have us forget a few of those little campaign wrinkles!

I simply don’t remember a candidate for any high office, let alone President of The United States, having to defend his patriotism and even give speeches trying to make people comfortable with it; not anyone, not ever! So you see, I really don’t find the New Yorker cartoon very funny and certainly not offensive. By the way, where was all the outrage when those terrible ‘Aunt Jemima’ cartoons degrading Condoleezza Rice were published?

I think the hype promoting Barack ‘Jesus’ Obama as the second coming of the Messiah has blinded so many brain-numbed disciples that even a major magazine got trapped into believing its own mule muffins. That’s been the undoing of many a salesman. And after all, what has the mainstream media become but a horde of drooling salesmen preaching and packaging the new religion; a religion that promises a holy communion of radical change…as we morph from the land of freedom and prosperity into the Obamanation.

R.S.F.

The Republican Song

Florida Political BillboardThere’s one concerned American in Florida who has been spending his own money on billboards and music to voice his opinion about the upcoming November election. Mike Meehan, a businessman in the Orlando area, has created quite a stir in Democrat circles where they say his efforts are tasteless. Personally, I think his efforts taste just fine.

I haven’t seen many traditional media outlets giving much play to Mike’s advertising or his song, so as a community service RSF America is providing links to both the song and the video for your listening and dancing pleasure. Here are the words so you can serenade your Liberal friends with “Please Don’t Vote For A Democrat” when they stop by:

Lyrics
The Democrat secular progressive move,
political correctness is killing us too.
They want to take the money from the hard workin’ man,
and give it to the lazy folks that don’t give a damn.

Chorus
Democrats and Liberals, shame on you,
don’t punish us all just to please a few,
Your holdin’ people back while we’re pickin’ up the slack,
and that’s why we can’t vote for a Democrat.
Oh no, a no, no, no, no, no, no…
Oh no, a no, no, no, no, no, nooo…
Yeah, you’re holding people back, while we’re pickin’ up the tax,
Oh no, no please don’t vote for a Democrat.

Lyrics
Now we’re trying to win a war and wipe out the terrorists,
We’re not fightin’ for oil we got plenty if we drill it.
But the liberals and the media are spreading their lies,
Get the hell out of our way and let our soldiers fight.

Chorus
Democrats and Liberals shame on you,
don’t punish us all just to please a few.
No we can’t afford to have another attack,
and that’s why we can’t vote for a Democrat.
Oh no, a no, no, no, no, no ,no…
Oh no, a no, no, no, no, no, no..
No we can’t afford to have another attack,
Oh no, please don’t vote for a Democrat.

Lyrics
Republicans, we’re not perfect but we know the truth
We uphold the Constitution and the Golden Rule.
We believe a man’s freedom is a God given right,
the USA is the beacon to the whole world in sight.

Chorus
Democrats and Liberals shame on you,
don’t punish us all just to please a few.
our Constitution, Nation and God are under attack,
and that’s why we can’t vote for a Democrat.
Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, no…
oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, no…
Our Constitution, Nation and God are under attack,
Oh no, please, oh no please, don’t vote for a Democrat.

Our Constitution, Nation and God are under attack,
Oh no, please, oh no please, don’t vote for a Democrat.

Hot damn!!!

I find it fascinating, yet predictable, that a radical like Michael Moore was acclaimed for the pack of lies and distortions he called a movie or Al Gore won awards for his cinematic fabrications about climate change; yet when a right-minded patriot tries to color a little outside the lines, the Left and a few limp-wristed Republicans go nuts. Mike’s song writing may leave something to be desired but his lyrics appear to be a little too on target for some Liberals. I guess when you strike a nerve…

By the way, anybody notice a touch of Hank Williams, Jr. in his style?

R.S.F.

Let Our Oil Go!

Assume The Position ButtonDo you like pulling up to the pump and paying a higher price each time because of foreign oil or do you gnash you teeth as you empty your wallet into your gas tank? Liberals blame ‘big oil’ for excessive prices because of excessive profits, despite the fact that government makes three times as much as the oil companies on every gallon without providing one ounce of product or service. Obama wants an additional gas tax to discourage us from driving, completely out of touch with the fact that people in most areas of the country must drive.

The Left is like a failing business that wants to cut back instead of seeking more sales. How about increasing supply instead of trying to reduce demand? How about drilling for oil here at home, where it’s plentiful, cheaper and under our own control?

Right now Nancy Pelosi, our illustrious ‘Madam’ of The House, is holding President Bush’s drilling proposal hostage. It lifts the executive ban on offshore drilling and initiates movement toward meaningful relief from soaring energy prices. She won’t forward it to Congress because more that 30 courageous Democrats are ready to cross the aisle and pass it. In the meantime, while they’re quick to criticize, the rest of the Dems have no plan whatsoever for putting one drop of gasoline in our tanks…not now, not later. Call Ol’ Nance today and tell her to “Let our oil go.”

Nancy Pelosi’s phone number is 202-225-0100.

With cheerleaders like this running the show, it’s no wonder Congress only has an 18% approval rating. She wants power? Let’s show her power…people power! I think we’ve carried this ‘green’ crap just about far enough, don’t you? Drill!

R.S.F.

P.S. - Sitting on the lowest approval rating Congress has achieved in over 30 years and one of the lowest in history, House Madam Pelosi in an interview just called President Bush “a total failure“. Fortunately, his failed policies have kept Ol’ Nance both safe enough and prosperous enough to be able to make statements like that. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! If she were in any number of other countries, instead of making outrageous remarks like that, she’d have to keep her face covered. Say…there’s an idea!

Koran Kate

Marine Caskets At DoverA friend forwarded the following e-mail to me, purportedly from a New Jersey housewife. You can feel the flames belch from her nostrils and smell acrid smoke billowing from her ears. With good reason, too…she’s mad! Personally, I think she has caught the sentiment of most Americans, except for the far Left kooks and Liberal bleeding hearts who wallow in some kind of stupid guilt about living in the greatest, most prosperous country on the face of the Earth.

It’s one of those documents that is ‘making the rounds’ and heaven only knows who actually penned it; whoever it was didn’t exactly capture Thomas Jefferson’s style. It is, however, to the point and worth a read. Just in case it hasn’t made it to your in-box yet, I’ll shortcut the e-mail system by sharing it with you here. Naturally, the letter is unsigned so we’ll just call our budding Internet scribe “Koran Kate”.

Are we fighting a war on terror or aren’t we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001?

Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our nation’s capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ?

Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn’t they?

And I’m supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was ‘desecrated’ when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?…Well, I don’t. I don’t care at all.

I’ll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.

I’ll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia

I’ll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for chopping off Nick Berg’s head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat.

I’ll care when the cowardly so-called ‘insurgents’ in Iraq come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques.

I’ll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide.

I’ll care when the American media stops pretending that their First Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law instead of the United States Constitution’s Bill of Rights.

In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine roughing up an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don’t care.

When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who have been humiliated in what amounts to a college-hazing incident, rest assured: I don’t care.

When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank: I don’t care.

When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and fed ’special’ food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being ‘mishandled,’ you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts: I don’t care.

And oh, by the way, I’ve noticed that sometimes it’s spelled ‘Koran’ and other times ‘Quran.’ Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and-you guessed it-I don’t care!!

If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your E-mail friends. Sooner or later, it’ll get to the people responsible for this ridiculous behavior!

If you don’t agree, then by all means hit the delete button. Should you choose the latter, then please don’t complain when more atrocities committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great Country! And may I add:

‘Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don’t have that problem’ — Ronald Reagan

I have another quote that I would like to add AND…….I hope you forward all this.

‘If we ever forget that we’re One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under’ Also by.. Ronald Reagan

One last thought for the day:

In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the Anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England ’s Prime Minister Tony Blair’s words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America , he said: ‘A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.’

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:

1. Jesus Christ

2. The American G. I.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

You might want to pass this on, as many seem to forget them both. Amen! “

You know what? We can howl about gas prices, cry about health care and whine about the silly-but-expensive Global Warming Hoax…but if we don’t prevail in the Global War On Terror, none of it will matter. Amen!

R.S.F.

Friends Of Alkeida

Thank you Supreme Court Justices John Paul Stevens, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, David Souter, Stephen Breyer and Anthony Kennedy for making the job of these young heroes even tougher and for setting the stage to cost even more of their lives than would otherwise be necessary.

You have demonstrated your incompetence by voting to confer the rights of American Citizens upon foreign enemies captured on the field of battle for the first time in the history of warfare. We salute your support of Muslim extremists and terrorist butchers everywhere.

You are unfit to clean the boots of these brave souls and it is time for you to admit your shameful behavior by stepping down from the bench.

R.S.F.

Get Ready For An ‘F-ing’ Election

Our Next PresidentAs Barack Hussein Obama drags himself across the finish line and becomes the apparent Democrat presidential nominee, a shocked and stunned Hillary Clinton prepares to concede defeat. So end the most bizarre campaign results ever to grace the national political stage and begins the true test of my “Three Fs” hypothesis.

How did we start out with nearly twenty candidates of such widely differing viewpoints and end up with Larry, Moe and Curly? The future is merely a matter of who will do the most damage to the country in the least amount of time. Obama and Clinton have always been interchangeable so who won the preliminaries really doesn’t matter. Except that McCain understands there are some unholy thugs building sand castles across the world, just itching to kill us, he could be part of the ‘troika’ about to purloin more of our liberty. That fact and the likelihood that his projected single term presidency would spread tyranny in America at a slower rate than Obama are the only reasons he’ll probably get my vote. Like it or not, not voting or a third party ballot would only be a vote for the Democrat ticket. It doesn’t make any kind of statement. As Conservatives, our task is now to force McCain to adopt a more right-leaning philosophy instead of continuing to court Democrats rather than his base.

Whether he wins or loses in November will depend more upon the validity of the “Three Fs” than it will upon McCain’s ability to finally stand up and fight like a man. As I’ve stated previously, the candidate who understands that voters are Forgetful, Forgiving and Fickle wins the election. I will always contend that if voters knew before Iowa and Super Tuesday what they know today about Obama, he would never have received the nomination. Barry-O needs to be held accountable for his character flaws, lies and poor judgment in having maintained all those nefarious and radical long term relationships. I have a feeling we’ll discover more…and dumping them now for political expediency isn’t good enough. The extent to which the electorate lets him off the hook will determine his chances in the general election more so than anything McCain does or doesn’t do. Obama is really running against himself!

As to the rumors of Barry selecting Hillary for his veep, he can’t do that. Forget all the pies-in-the-face and bitterness during the primaries; he can’t afford to bring Bill on board and get involved in a veritable ménage a trois. If you take her, you get the whole package.

However, with the polls showing a high percentage of Billary supporters headed for McCain if Obama becomes the candidate, will the convention delegates confer the second spot upon her anyway? They can do that, even over his objections. But will sloppy seconds be enough to buy the Billaryites off? Once the tele-prompters are gone, will The Clown Prince relapse into foot-in-mouth disease? Can he keep the hateful Michelle quiet? Will small town working people overlook his elitist insults? Most importantly, should there be a fourth “F” in my hypothesis? Now that they know Barack Hussein Obama for the bigoted, socialist radical he really is, are the American people Foolish enough to install him in the White House anyway?

Enjoy the circus while it’s in town folks because, beginning with the inauguration in January, we’ll need to hunker down for at least four years of ‘carnal flu’ no matter who wins in November.

R.S.F.